Wednesday, June 24, 2009
Monday, June 22, 2009
Audio Tape Portraits
What an awesome idea. This tape portrait artist should stand in the streets and make portraits of tourists walking by. He’d make a fortune.
Credit: iri5
Want bigger boobs?
April Fools Day?
Using Electronic Muscle Stimulation (EMS), the Beau Bust Roller can be used to stimulate breast growth and firmness. It even works in the bath! Simply sit back and relax in the tub, and roll the device over your chest to encourage the results you want. Use the included bust cream to enhance the experience!
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Same graphic on men underwear. What that means is up to you.
4.65 Terabytes. That’s how big a baby is. Well, on a T1. Takes 40 weeks to get it to where it’s supposed to be. Course, we didn’t figure in latency or protocol headers or jitter (Ed. note: never jitter the baby), so it could be a little longer. And if you get an early EOF, the NICU’s there for any recovery and whatnot that needs to be done. All joking aside, we wish you and your little one a happy and uneventful pregnancy, and your future geek all the best. And don’t sit your tiny wailing banshee next to us at the restaurant. thxCoolest Hammock
Swing in style. Now I just work on the a house big enough to fit and with a similar view.
Recipient of Les Découvertes award for innovation and creativity at the prestigious Maison & Objet design show in Paris, this self-suspended hammock is the culmination of 20 years of research and design. Handmade in Sweden by just two artisans who painstakingly mold each piece during a process that requires four weeks to craft just one, the entire hammock is supported by a 9 1/2′ electropolished 304 stainless steel pole that is curved to form a half circle, enabling both ends of the bed to be hung from the pole.
The sheer canopy blocks up to 86% of UV rays yet allows you to gaze at the sky, creating the relaxing sensation of swaying gently under the canopy of a tree. The heavy-duty steel and precisely balanced design provide enough strength to hold 1/4 ton.
How to sneak a pee
Different countries different manners. In Spain or at least here in Valencia peeing is not a private manner. You gotta go? Just whip it out. Doesn’t matter if it’s #1 or #2. Not a jokes. I have pictures to proof it.
Well in Japan you want to sneak your pee. And one more thing. This not so sneaky lady (NSFW!) would have been kicked not matter what…. with or without the pee stool.
The Pee Without Noise Stool is one of those ideas that’s so cool we’re embarrassed we didn’t think of it before. We’ve all been there: it’s 2am in a sleeping house, your mother-in-law is right behind you in line for the potty, or you’ve and don’t want to broadcast the fact that you downed six glasses of beer over the course of your date.
As great as it is to be able to pee standing up, there are some situations where you just want to do your business discreetly, and having the outlet several feet above the bowl makes it hard to keep the volume down.
You could sit, but not only is that unbecoming a man, you also risk splashing the rim. Enter the Pee Without Noise stool. Kneeling on its soft cushions positions you at the exact right height to land your stream in the bowl at a much-reduced velocity and volume level. This simple, elegant tool could save your dignity, your relationship, or even your life (if there’s a robber in the house but you just have to go)!
Hello Kitty House in Shanghai
Ohhh … Shanghai! Man, not sure what’s wrong with me but it looks like I need a vacation. Haven’t had one in 2 years. I’d give anything to go to Shanghai again. And I would even blog live from the Hello Kitty house, if access it granted.
But wouldn’t stay a week .. might cause brain damage!
Master Karaoke with the Beauty Voice Trainer
I hate my singing voice and I hate singing and I hate that all of my friends just luve Karaoke. I just plain hate it. Well, it’s not true. I don’t know mind watching people making a complete ass out of myself without fighting the mic the whole time. Truth is though, Karaoke looks like tons of fun but I wish my voice would be … emmm .. more .. beauty!
The Beauty Voice Trainer helps give you the dulcet voice you know you’ve always wanted, in just five minutes a day. The system works in three ways: without training, the human throat is restricted. The specially designed mouthpiece positions the tongue to open the voice passage, allowing a much stronger sound.
Secondly, it helps with abdominal breathing, a necessity for proper singing. Finally, the included tuning fork guides you to the notes you want, and trains you to hear the proper intervals between pitches. In just five minutes a day, the Beauty Voice Trainer will teach you to maximize your vocal potential while singing.
New Healthy Pepsi: Shiso
Ohhhh … so curious how it would taste.
A bold new creation from Pepsi for the "healthy" and happy domestic Japanese market, this new soft drink is 100% sugar free and is enhanced with healthy shiso essence, an herb used in salads. Each bottle you purchase will be shipped in protective bubble wrapping and enclosed inside a plastic bag for extra protection. This is a limited summer edition so you’ll want to get yours before it’s too late. A wonderful item for your collection!
Horse Shoe High Heels
Ok, my lady … anything you want! As long you don’t swing an other kick at me.
Rancho is the new ankle pony boots style with well made wood wedge and aluminum horse iron. Comfortable shape for easy walking. Irons could be easily removed if needed. Made in real leather, transparent lining. Totally handmade by Punitiveshoes craftsman with first quality Italian leatherTen funny truths of life
Here is a list of ten funny truths of life
1> If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late?? the bus is still late.
2> Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.
3> When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.
4> If you have paper, you don't have a pen??. If you have a pen, you don't have paper?? if you have both, no one calls.
Especially for Students----
5> If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance.
6> You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.
7> The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom.
8> After a long wait for bus, two buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be more crowded than the other.
9> If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight.
10> Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker














