Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Drake featuring Lil Wayne & Eminem


Forever lyrics and mp3 and video by Drake feat Lil Wayne and Eminem collected from WikipediaArtist: Drake featuring Lil Wayne & Eminem
Song Title: Forever
Songwriters: N/A

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Drake - Forever Lyrics and Video :-
[Chorus]
It may not mean nothing to y’all,
understand nothing was done for me,
so i don’t plan on stopping at all,
I want this sh-t forever man, ever man, ever man,
I’m shutting sh-t down at the mall,
and telling every girl she the one for me,
and i aint even planning to call,
i want this sh-t forever man, ever man, ever man,

[Drake]
Last name ever,
first name greatest,
like a sprained ankle boy ain’t nothing to play with,
it started off local but thanks to all the haters,
i know G4 pilots on a first name basis,
and your city faded off to brown, Nino,
she insists she got more class, we know!
swimming in the money come and find me, Nemo,
if i was at the club you know I ball, Kimo,
drop the mixtape that sh-t sounded like an album
who’d have thought a country wide tour would be the outcome
labels want my name beside the X like Malcom
everybody got a deal, I did it without one,
yeah n-gga i’m about my business,
killing all these rappers you would swear I had a hit list,
everybody who doubted me is asking for forgivness,
if you aint been a part of it at least you got to witness,
b-tches,

[Chorus]

[Kanye West]
I used to have hood dreams,
big fame, big chains,
i stuck my d-ck inside this life until that b-tch came,
I went hard all fall like the ball teams,
just so I can make it rain all spring,
y’all seen my story my glory,
i had raped the game young,
you can call it statutory,
when a n-gga blow up they can build statures of me
old money Benjamin Button, whaat, nuttin,
now superbad chicks giving me macLovin,
you would think I ran the world like Michelle’s husband,
you would think these n-ggas would know me when they really doesn’t
like they was down with the old me no you f-cking wasn’t,
your’e such a f-cking loser,
he didn’t even go to class Bueller,
trade the Grammy plaques just to have my granny back,
remember she had that bad hip like a fanny pack,
chasing that stardom would turn you into a maniac,
all the way in Hollywood and I can’t even act,
they pull their cameras out and God damn they snap,
I used to want this thing forever y’all can have it back,

[Chorus]

[Lil Wayne]
Ok, hello its da martian,
space jam Jordan’s,
I want this sh-t forever wake up and smell the Garden,
fresher than the harvest
step up to the target,
if i had one guess than I guess im just New Orleans,
and I will never stop like i’m running from the cops,
hop up in my car and told my chauffeur to the top,
life is like a f-cking roller coaster then it drops,
but what should I scream for this is my theme park,
my minds shine even when my thoughts seem dark,
pistol on my side you don’t wanna hear that thing talk,
let the king talk check the price and pay attention,
Lil Wayne thats what they got to say or mention,

Im like Nevada in the middle of the summer,
i’m resting in the lead I need a pillow and a cover,
shhh, my foots sleeping on the gas,
no brake pads no such thing as last,

[Chorus]

[Eminem]
There they go, back in stadiums,
as Shady spits his flow,
nuts they go, macadamia they go so balistic yo,
we can make them look like boso’s,
he’s wondering if he should spit this slow,
f-ck no go for broke,
his cup just runneth over oh no
he aint had a buzz like this since the last time he overdosed,
they’ve been waiting patiently for Pinnochio to poke his nose,
back into the game and they know,
rap will never be the same as before,
bashing in the brains of these hoes,
and establishing a name as he goes,
the passion and the flame is ignited,
you can’t put it out once we light it,
this sh-t is exactly what the f-ck i’m talking about when we riot,
you dealin with a few true villians
whose staying inside of the booth truth spillin,

and spit true feelings, til our tooth fillings come flying up out of our mouths
now rewind it
payback muthaf-cka for the way you got at me so how’s it taste?
when I slap the taste out your mouth with the bass so loud that it shakes the place,
i’m hannibal lecter so just in case your thinking of saving face,
you aint gonna have no face to save by the time Im through with this place,
so Drake….

[Chorus]

Wednesday, September 30, 2009

LimeWire Pro 5.1.4 Final Portable



LimeWire PRO 5.1.4 Final Retail | 18.97 Mb

LimeWire Pro - The Fastest P2P File Sharing Program on the Planet, running on the Gnutella Network. It is open standard software running on an open protocol, free for the public to use. LimeWire allows you to share any file such as.mp3s, .avis, jpgs, tiffs, etc., allows you to search for multiple files at the same time, available in several different languages, and is most famous for its ease-of-use and cross-platform compatibility. Limewire is written in Java, and will run on Windows, Macintosh, Linux, Solaris, and other computing platforms.

1. NO BUNDLED SOFTWARE OF ANY KIND! No spyware. No adware. Guaranteed.
2. Firewall to Firewall Transfers. Since about 60% of users are currently firewalled, this feature greatly increases the amount of content on the network.
3. Faster network connections. Using new "UDP Host Caches", LimeWire starts up and connects faster then ever before!
4. Universal Plug 'N Play. UPnP support allows LimeWire to find more search results and have faster downloads.
5. iTunes Integration. Windows users can now take advantage of LimeWire's iTunes integration.
6. Creative Commons Integration. LimeWire now recognizes OGGs and MP3s licensed under a Creative Commons License.
7. "What's New?" feature. Users can browse the network for the most recent content additions.
8. Search drill down results. Searches in LimeWire now immediately display the artists, albums and other information that fully describes files.
9. Proxy support. Users can now use web proxies to route their to protect their identity.
10. Support for International searches and International groups. Users can now search in any language, and LimeWire ensures that a user will be connected to other users with their own language to aide international users to receive search results in their native language and to find content from sources that are close to home.

LimeWire still has the following great features:
- Ease of use - just install, run, and search
- Ability to search by artist, title, genre, or other metainformation
- Elegant multiple search tabbed interface
- "Swarm" downloads from multiple hosts help you get files faster
- iTunes integration for Mac and Windows users
- Unique "ultrapeer" technology reduces bandwidth requirements for most users
- Integrated chat
- Directly connect to a computer
- Browse host feature--even works through firewalls
- Added Bitzi metadata lookup
- International versions: Now available in many new languages
- Connects to the network using GWebCache, a distributed connection system
- Automatic local network searches for lightning-fast downloads
- Support for MAGNET links that allow you to click on web page links that access Gnutella

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TomTom For iphone App

TomTom navigation for iPhone 3G and 3GS arrives (update: Video!)

True, it's not the first app offering turn-by-turn driving instructions for the iPhone 3G or iPhone 3GS -- but it is from TomTom, an industry heavy-weight that is finally delivering on years of rumor and speculation. After starting with New Zealand a few hours ago, the iTunes App Store is now populated with region specific TomTom apps for NZ ($95), Australia ($80), US and Canada ($100), and Western Europe ($140). If that sounds expensive... it is; dedicated TomTom navigators start at $120. In other words, this isn't one of those knee-jerk 99 cent App Store purchases. Naturally, that price does not include the announced TomTom iPhone car kit (rumored to cost £113.85 (about $194) with bundled mapping software) that mounts and charges your iPhone 3G or 3GS while enhancing its GPS performance, speaker, and microphone. Our advice: wait for the reviews before dedicating your non multi-tasking iPhone to the dashboard for navigation duties.

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Sunday, August 2, 2009

Sunday, July 5, 2009

Poor guy

Poor guy A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

Man's Worse NIGHTMARE!!!

After a long night of making love, Danny rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter.

Unable to find it, he asked Sheila if she had one at hand.

“There might be some matches in the top drawer,” she replied.

He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man.

Naturally, the guy began to worry. “Is this your husband?” he inquired nervously.

“No, silly,” she replied, snuggling up to him.

“Your boyfriend then?” he asked. “No, not at all,” she said, nibbling away at his ear.

“Well, who is he then?” demanded the bewildered guy.

Calmly, Sheila replied, “That’s me before the operation.”

Doctors office.................

super funny stuff

Emo


EMO

....................... sigh (LOL)

Monday, June 22, 2009

Audio Tape Portraits


jimi Hendrix

What an awesome idea. This tape portrait artist should stand in the streets and make portraits of tourists walking by. He’d make a fortune.

bob dylan

jim morrison

marylin monroe

Credit: iri5

Want bigger boobs?

breast roler

April Fools Day?

Using Electronic Muscle Stimulation (EMS), the Beau Bust Roller can be used to stimulate breast growth and firmness. It even works in the bath! Simply sit back and relax in the tub, and roll the device over your chest to encourage the results you want. Use the included bust cream to enhance the experience!

Loading… Please Wait Maternity Shirt

Same graphic on men underwear. What that means is up to you.

4.65 Terabytes. That’s how big a baby is. Well, on a T1. Takes 40 weeks to get it to where it’s supposed to be. Course, we didn’t figure in latency or protocol headers or jitter (Ed. note: never jitter the baby), so it could be a little longer. And if you get an early EOF, the NICU’s there for any recovery and whatnot that needs to be done. All joking aside, we wish you and your little one a happy and uneventful pregnancy, and your future geek all the best. And don’t sit your tiny wailing banshee next to us at the restaurant. thx

Coolest Hammock

coolest-hammock

Swing in style. Now I just work on the a house big enough to fit and with a similar view.

Recipient of Les Découvertes award for innovation and creativity at the prestigious Maison & Objet design show in Paris, this self-suspended hammock is the culmination of 20 years of research and design. Handmade in Sweden by just two artisans who painstakingly mold each piece during a process that requires four weeks to craft just one, the entire hammock is supported by a 9 1/2′ electropolished 304 stainless steel pole that is curved to form a half circle, enabling both ends of the bed to be hung from the pole.

The sheer canopy blocks up to 86% of UV rays yet allows you to gaze at the sky, creating the relaxing sensation of swaying gently under the canopy of a tree. The heavy-duty steel and precisely balanced design provide enough strength to hold 1/4 ton.

How to sneak a pee

sneaky-pee-stool

peeing-no-noise

Different countries different manners. In Spain or at least here in Valencia peeing is not a private manner. You gotta go? Just whip it out. Doesn’t matter if it’s #1 or #2. Not a jokes. I have pictures to proof it.

Well in Japan you want to sneak your pee. And one more thing. This not so sneaky lady (NSFW!) would have been kicked not matter what…. with or without the pee stool.

The Pee Without Noise Stool is one of those ideas that’s so cool we’re embarrassed we didn’t think of it before. We’ve all been there: it’s 2am in a sleeping house, your mother-in-law is right behind you in line for the potty, or you’ve and don’t want to broadcast the fact that you downed six glasses of beer over the course of your date.

As great as it is to be able to pee standing up, there are some situations where you just want to do your business discreetly, and having the outlet several feet above the bowl makes it hard to keep the volume down.

You could sit, but not only is that unbecoming a man, you also risk splashing the rim. Enter the Pee Without Noise stool. Kneeling on its soft cushions positions you at the exact right height to land your stream in the bowl at a much-reduced velocity and volume level. This simple, elegant tool could save your dignity, your relationship, or even your life (if there’s a robber in the house but you just have to go)!

Hello Kitty House in Shanghai

hello kitty house

Ohhh … Shanghai! Man, not sure what’s wrong with me but it looks like I need a vacation. Haven’t had one in 2 years. I’d give anything to go to Shanghai again. And I would even blog live from the Hello Kitty house, if access it granted.

meow house shanghai

hello kitty sofa

hello kitty bed

hello kitty haus

hello kitty chair

But wouldn’t stay a week .. might cause brain damage!

- Most Bizarre Hostels From Around The World

Master Karaoke with the Beauty Voice Trainer

beauty-voice-trainer

karaoke-master

I hate my singing voice and I hate singing and I hate that all of my friends just luve Karaoke. I just plain hate it. Well, it’s not true. I don’t know mind watching people making a complete ass out of myself without fighting the mic the whole time. Truth is though, Karaoke looks like tons of fun but I wish my voice would be … emmm .. more .. beauty!

The Beauty Voice Trainer helps give you the dulcet voice you know you’ve always wanted, in just five minutes a day. The system works in three ways: without training, the human throat is restricted. The specially designed mouthpiece positions the tongue to open the voice passage, allowing a much stronger sound.

Secondly, it helps with abdominal breathing, a necessity for proper singing. Finally, the included tuning fork guides you to the notes you want, and trains you to hear the proper intervals between pitches. In just five minutes a day, the Beauty Voice Trainer will teach you to maximize your vocal potential while singing.

New Healthy Pepsi: Shiso


shiso pepsi

Ohhhh … so curious how it would taste.

A bold new creation from Pepsi for the "healthy" and happy domestic Japanese market, this new soft drink is 100% sugar free and is enhanced with healthy shiso essence, an herb used in salads. Each bottle you purchase will be shipped in protective bubble wrapping and enclosed inside a plastic bag for extra protection. This is a limited summer edition so you’ll want to get yours before it’s too late. A wonderful item for your collection!

Horse Shoe High Heels


horse shoe high heels

Ok, my lady … anything you want! As long you don’t swing an other kick at me.

Rancho is the new ankle pony boots style with well made wood wedge and aluminum horse iron. Comfortable shape for easy walking. Irons could be easily removed if needed. Made in real leather, transparent lining. Totally handmade by Punitiveshoes craftsman with first quality Italian leather

Ten funny truths of life




Here is a list of ten funny truths of life


1> If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late?? the bus is still late.







2> Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.







3> When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.







4> If you have paper, you don't have a pen??. If you have a pen, you don't have paper?? if you have both, no one calls.







Especially for Students----
5> If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance.







6> You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.







7> The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom.







8> After a long wait for bus, two buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be more crowded than the other.







9> If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight.







10>
Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker

The real cause of swine flu

Swine flu has caused scare in the world in past few months. Many people have been affected by the deadly virus.

The flu virus got transmitted from pigs to human beings.

Do you know how this happened ?

The funny picture below will tell you the real cause...